detached cool
to look removed from society whenever standing near iconic art pieces or tourist/iconic locations. to stare off the frame when taking pictures and look uninterested in life.
stranger: wow such a cool mural huh.
caleb: whatever.
stranger: can i b-m a cigarette?
caleb: (no response) (continues smoking and looking off into the distance)
stranger: wow. so detached cool.
cooler than the other side of the pillow. to be detached cool, remember not to look at any cameras when taking pictures while you also look like you’re thinking deeply about world peace and/or the meaning of life and why we are all here.
person a: why does staan look so deep in thought?
person b: he’s not really deep in thought. someone was just taking a picture of him.
person a: wow. so detached cool.
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