detached retinas
going 0-327mph in less than 5-seconds, but making the mistake of deploying both of your parachutes while still under acceleration. (resulting injury; middle english origin).
gunner had at least 17 beers tonight and he is leaving picardy third’s the bar and going straight to work third shift implied. he is definitely coming home tomorrow with detached retinas.
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