deuce bagelo


a name given to someone who is addicted or frequently eats bagels. and/or has the gift of g-d to eat a bagel in just two bites. may also be given to someone who hustles bagels.
derived from deuce bigalow: male gigolo
mauricio: “may i have a piece of that bagel?”
big boi: “no!”
mauricio: “pff. you’re a deuce bagelo.

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