Deuce-Block
‘deuce block’ is another name for the second floor of university of arizona’s “coronado” dormitory, an 8-floored housing unit which has drawn media attention and outcry in recent years for its apparent lawlessness, and through-the-roof decree of s-xually transmitted diseases.
“- d-mn, blood, i’ve been hearing some whispers in the air about that deuce-block popping off tonight, n-gg-.
– but gerald! it’s a tuesday – don’t you have cl-ss tomorrow morning?!
– f-ck that sh-t n-gg- i finna watch the sunrise.”
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“- ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, f-cked with some stoney -ss breakfast burritos from betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the deuce-block…
– oh sh-tttt – crackin?
– errytime, young jesus. h-lla hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. don’t know how i woke up and aced my aeronautical exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.
– nommy nomm, playboy.”
when you’re just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo
i found an empty bathroom and as soon as i was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.
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