deuce cannon


when you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. you fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and sh-t sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.
after we went to taste of india last night, i came home and instantly regretted it. i hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. now the whole house smells like curry. what was i thinking?

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