Deuce Digits
when one fingers his/her -sshole, then runs out without cleaning their hands. usually occurs during sporting events or when the victim is late for a meeting.
“hey bill, marsha has some deuce digits!” complained roy. “yeah, she likes to finger her -sshole when she’s stuck in traffic.” replied bill.
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- Deuces Fecum
1: when a lawyer p–ps while reading, preferably in a suit. 2: the art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously. right before the deposition, eric had to deliver a deuces fec-m to the men’s room.
- deunfriending
the act of breaking off a friendship due to verbal abuse from one side. she threatened him with deunfriending if he didn’t stop making fun of her.
- Devz
a person who does things that make them happy but annoys everyone else. “you just screwed us all. you pulled a total devz”
- Dexi
crevice f-cking. tim really gave allison a good dexi when he f-cked her elbow. a combo of the words d-mn and s-xy……a phrase meaning “d-mn s-xy” straight guy: do u kno that actress natalie portman? gay guy: totally! she is soooooooooooooo dexi that, even tho im gay as a goose, id f-ck her brains out!!!
- dhar
a stupid question or remark a: hey whats the math homework b: dont pull a dhar.