deuce juice


a beer which, upon consumption, gives the consumer the ability to score twice in one night.

tastes like victory and timbers’ tears.
“hey mary, want to get some deuce juice tonight before the party?”
“yeah vinny, i heard it helps you score twice in one night!”

looking back on the last 90 minutes, liz started to realize her scoring ability with deuce juice.
another word for diarrhea. it is a hilarious way to lighten the terribly serious situation at hand.
yo i dropped some mad deuce juice in the toilet and didn’t flush, and then my brother went to roll in the bathroom and almost fuggin’ fainted!
runny feces.
“we gotta get people to stop jackson pollocking their deuce juice all over the office toilets.”
any drink or food item that causes a diarrhea reaction.
nathan: hey bro, you wanna run down to taco bell?
kevin: h-ll no, taco bell is that deuce juice!
deuce juice is the toilet water that splashes up and hits you after a large forceful cr-p. some also refer to their very watery diarrhea as deuce juice – think sh-t p-ss.
walker started to spit uncontrollably after he dropped a monster grumpy and the deuce juice splashed up between his legs and hit his lips.

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