deucebooking


the act of updating your social network status or otherwise interacting with a social networking site while in the bathroom. probably while in the stall, taking a deuce. related actions could be twitter on the sh-tter or the dreaded skype at the pipe.

the appropriate penalty for getting caught deucebooking is two punches in the arm, no flinching.
person 1: where’s so-and-so?

person 2: i don’t know. i think i just saw him walk into the bathroom.

person 3: dude, that’s nasty. i just got a facebook update from him. he’s totally deucebooking.

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