Deval-iday
when m-ssachusetts governor deval patrick proclaims that all non-essential state employees stay at home on a work day due to an impending snowstorm. he also encourages private businesses to do the same for their employees.
“looks like there’s a chance of snow tomorrow, maybe we’ll get another deval-iday!”
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