devan lazor


a fat, nasty, mentally unstable, gold digging bimbo that’s f-cked half of stark county. seems normal until you throw your hot dog down her hallway, then she will stalk you and make your life misery.
met this chick a few weeks ago. now i’m changing my identify because i think i’m getting devan lazor’d

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