Devanie
one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. they make great friends, are loyal, and can make you laugh. they have the prettiest eyes and the cutest smile. she’s always there for you when you need her. so, yeah. basically, if you ever meet a devanie, become her best friend. you can thank me later.
me: she has such a unique personality! she must be a devanie!
a frikin awesome mafia midget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! her mother was dissected in her science cl-ssroom. we all love her when she stands on chairs and punches our boyfriends! all devanies are not allowed to be over 4′ 11 3/4″ and must drive giant ford pickup trucks with sticks in the back. devanies are all obsessed with the color red, the number thirteen, and italians.
devanie: what are you gonna do in spanish cl-ss?
random catholic: i don’t know, be like “hey what’s up?”
devanie: no, you’d be like “hola que pasa?”
devanie: what are they dissecting in there?”
random catholic: your mom!!!
devanie: i’m gonna stand on a chair and punch him in the face!!!!!!!!!!!
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