Devery


a middle aged lady that enjoys the company of her cats over the company of real humans. she becomes stimulated by having her bees sting her nipples.
that crazy cat lady seems like she’s a devery.
a strange creature native to the beaches of eastern florida known for driving trucks that a mexican would kill his family for. a typical devery begins life as a beach-b-m drinking captain morgan and surfing but tends to morph later in life to an animal with thinning hair who dresses ‘fratty.’ these creatures are known for having severe add and living alone like a recluse. much like a gremlin, if a devery is fed alcohol after midnight he goes ape sh-t, going through metamorphosis where they turn in to a completely different creature commonly referred to as a ‘dirty dave.’ these ‘dirty daves’ scream, yell, and date bar-bars.
person 1: where’s devery?
person 2: he’s at the bar.
person 1: dammit, its after midnight. dirty dave is about to come out, what an -sshole.
has many meaning: beautiful, kind, forgiving, smart

also: devery can mean a girl with high standards
‘wow that girl is a devery”.
a b-tch that doesn’t like pootang
“dude, i tried to f-ck that chick but she’s such a devery”

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