Device masturbation
noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.
“there’s been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. i know your just updating your facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it.” my history professor.
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