Device virginity


when any type of computer (desktop,laptop,tablet,ipod, etc.)has not yet been used to view p-rnography, whether still photos or full motion video.
guy 1: hey, can i use your laptop for minute?
guy 2: sure, but don’t jerk off, it still has its device virginity.

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