devicident


the accidents that people get into because they are looking at a device while doing something else, stubbing their toes, tripping over something, putting their cookie into c-ke instead of milk, etc.
his father had no empathy for devicidents because he’s too old to have a device and get in an accident because he’s glued to it.

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