devil-breasted mattress thatcher


1. slang for a common wh-r- of the old west. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern wh-r-s who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: “hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did i tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?”
ho: “huh?”
man: “exactly. make like a tree and p-ss off.”

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