devilmath
1. arithmetic operations which, through the use of unholy, evil magic, produce wondrous (but nefarious) numbers.
2. programmatic calculations in arcane financial applications which cannot be duplicated using conventional math.
1. calc iii
2. boss: “how’d you come up with that number?”
programmer: “i don’t know, whoever wrote this app was doing some trippy devilmath to come up with it. i’ll need two weeks to figure it out.”
boss: “does that count time you spend playing tetris?”
programmer: “six weeks.”
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