Devil’s Steampot
when you intend to give your spouse, or significant other a dutch oven, but instead, end up cr-pping in the bed.
billy: “man, did you hear about pam and bart breaking up?”
simon: ” what? they broke up? what happened?”
billy: ” when they were getting ready to go to bed, bart was doing his usual tom foolery. he meant to give her a dutch oven, but he had really bad taco’s before and it turned into a devil’s steampot.”
simon:” freakin gross!”
billy: “no diggity.”
Read Also:
- Tuatapere
a kick but lil town that millions of people drive throug but for some reason are to busy stop for they have to go walk up and down a mountain. but holds a fair few hotties did you see james in tuatapere? nah i almost got ran over by a d-mned tourist!
- Dewga
a noun meaning friend, dude, homie whats up my dewga?
- Dewzy
noun. a super-fly female that’s primed for action. a drop-dead, gorgeous dimepiece in need of immediate procreation. “d-mn son that’s a dewzy right there!” “be my dewzy tonight?”
- dickhead and a half
1. used to describe a person that is beyond being a simple d-ckhead. 2. a pompous, arrogant son of a b-tch, who is so full of themselves that they make the average joe d-ckhead appear acceptable. 3. the nastiest and meanest of all d-ckheads. co-worker #1: geez, our new boss is a h-lluva d-ckhead. co-worker […]
- dickin' chick
a guy who constantly having s-x with his girlfriend and is obsessed on having s-x with her. that guy always leave us for his ”girlfriend time”. he is such a d-ckin’ chick.