devoid droid
customer service cogs who can’t answer a straight question like a human being because they are forced to read off a script and the only words on the script are “i’m sorry”, ” i’m sorry”, “i’m sorry.”
i spent an hour on the phone trying to get past the automated attendant only to be transferred to a real life human devoid droid .
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