devolin
a man wh-r- who only cares for s-x.
he loves women and women love him
until they figure out how wh-r-ish he really is
although he is a manwh-r-
he is trustworthy and a very good friend
he can ur secrets
hes hot!
but more of a friend then anything else
he has a small p-n-s too 🙁
“omg is that devolin!”
“y yes it is”
“i want to date him”
“i wouldnt if i were u he is a better friend then anything else”
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