the most absolutely perfect boy in the whole world. he’s sweet, caring, funny, and so much more. he is the best boyfriend in the whole universe, and any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. if you meet him treat him like a f-cking god because he deserves it. he has an adorable laugh that would make anyone fall head over heels in love with him. he knows how to make you smile and will try his best to cheer you up. he’s always there for you. he is the most amazing person to ever step foot on this earth, and if he is ever a part of your life you better cherish him because he is so freaking precious. xoxo
omfg i’m so lucky to know devon collins he is the reason i smile everyday, and he has my heart.
the s-xiest boy in the whole world
devon collins i love you so f-cking much
- christopher rumble
literally the coolest guy ever, all the b-tches want him, probably is f-cking some as we speak. b-tch 1: omg do you know christopher rumble? b-tch 2: omg yes i love him he’s so cool. b-tch 1: he totally just f-cked me last night
- mom b*n*r
a mother’s arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child. watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave lydia a mom b-n-r.
any woman, whose p-ssy gives birth to a foul piece of human being. bill: jim, all you do is b-tch all day. jim: yeah, so f-ck you too. bill: jim, i never knew your mom was a frankenc-nt.
- popcorn maker
a s-xual act that consists of feeding your partner unpopped popcorn kernels. after 12-24 hours, engage in -n-l intercourse. when a piece of kernel sticks to your p-n-s, fling it off your erection into partners mouth. she was hungry and wanted -n-l so i gave her a popcorn maker. -n-l food
a person who is sooo annoying ,ugly way too ugly and a stubborn little brat his such a illyaas