Devon Prep

funny how you say devon prep has never won a championship in their lifetime–i believe this last fall, devon swept fall sports–yes thats 3 championships–and again i think devon had a higher sat score, gpa score and had students who attended more colleges ranked in the top 25 in the country then malvern–this is childish that we discuss our differences under an urbandictionary.com–under malvern prep or devon prep–my experince with malvern guys is that they talk alot of sh-t but never come to a fight–this is a true showing of inmaturity on both parts so why don’t both devon and malvern guys shut the f-ck up and realize that no one reads this sh-t because no one types sh-t about other schools online–lift weights or take steriods or do something with your lives then just sit around and talk sh-t about your “rival” when the only times we play you in sports is in middle school….
this is inmature–but malvern does suck…
(1) the body of students who call themselves the tide, dp, the pit, devon, or (2) students much smarter than malvern students or (3) students whose college educations do not ride on sports or their fathers connections.
devon prep is the greatest college preparatory inst-tution in pennsylvania. devon prep is nationally ranked for gpa and ap scores.
devon prep is a school i once attended in devon, pa. i came there from public school durin g sixth grade and transferred out this year during eigth grade.

i came from public school. at first the school seemed great. however, eventually the annoying uniforms and racist kids at the school wore me down over time. they were incomprehensibly more rude and socially backwards than anyone at public schools. they were 100 times more immature than anyone i had ever met at public school. they never were in short supply of a racial slur or s-xual joke. each time they met a girl they talked about it for hours as if a nuclear bomb had just gone off.

as for their relationship with malvern prep, i really rolled my eyes at my cl-ssmates’ stupidity. we viewed them as sports “rivals” despite the fact that we lost to them in nearly every single sport every time. (by alot.) malvern, however, it seems is not much better since it is basically all boys with also uniforms, however i do have to credit it since it has a great sports complex and its athletic teams are really good, genrally. the teachers at devon were worse than in public school.

and if you think, god fobid, that i am another malvern kid here to slam devon, trust me. lol i have nothing to do with their rivalry and nothing to gain from it. this is a public school kid’s viewing, honest and nothing else from someone who was in the school.

the only reason for all of the immature gay slurs going back between malvern and devon is the fact that the two schools are all boys. therefore, the social enviornment that exists is basically one where everyone is soccially insecure and there is a constant inquisition to root out and find out whos gay, so that you yourself are not accused and therefore socially tarnsihed when in fact no one is gay and more could be accomplished by simply being friends and working together positively.

as for those at devon, peace out and i’m doing great back at public school.
lol this is actually true no joke.
a couple devon kids talked to a couple of devon girls for a few minutes at a meusem on the seventh grade trip last year.
afterwards……….
devon kid: omg, she was totally going to hook up with me.
me: guys, you barely even talked to them. you are never going to see them again.
(devon kids ignore me and continue to talk about it for the next 24 hours.)
true example of devon prep behavior,
its somewhat supported by cru thin so recognize that. be careful cuz once the cru gets involved things can get out of hand. just a warning
cru thin never ever sleeps
malvern is just jealous, the only thing they can come up w/ is we suck at life and have no contacts sports or w/ girls, and that we suck at life, hahahaha and apparently our place is in the trash can maybe we don’t have contact sports, but o yeah i forgot, we won championships in every fall sport, guess we do suck huh? i guess u guys just pride urself having contact w/ other high school guys, and that is sorta weird, but i guess that is ur way of hiding the fact that most of u are to gay to function, haha and whoever tried to insult us sayin mock trial is our best sport it just shows that u really will work under ur dad or a devon guy
malvern prep’s favorite sports include holding poles and sticks, and having muddy dog piles w/ other guys
nice try malvern…….u almost beat us
devon prep is amazing
a prep school that consists of nerds that tried to get into malvern but failed due to their inability to do anything but study. their lack of any sports team to win at anything since their creation has led their best extracurricular to become mock trial. they typically wear gl-sses, have not seen the sun since their mothers walked them to the car from the hospital, and the most contact they have ever had with a girl was breastfeeding. their generally angry at the superior prep schools, primarily malvern, because devon is inferior in every way except you do not want to mess with a devon kid in dungeons and dragons. they are typically less attractive, rich, smooth with the ladies, and just generally less then every other prep student in the state of pa. this causes them to be quite sardonic in their view on life just because they couldn’t have grown past 5’2” and their greatest physical feat was the time they touched the net in basketball.
i wish i wasnt such a nerd because i go to devon