Devonpalmering
when you curl up into a ball and your p-n-s lands in your own mouth, so you think its funny and go to school telling everyone that you blew yourself.
“hey guys i just sucked my own p-n-s,” says guy number 1.
“ew. you mean you went devonpalmering? thats disgusting, dude,” responds guy number 2.
“i did and i am proud of it,” remarks guy number 1.
guy number 2 is so grossed out after hearing that, he walks away and never speaks to guy number 1 again.
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