devsplaining
when a software developer explains why the application (formally known as, ‘teh codes’) acts in a certain way that is surprising to the non-technical user.
often the engineer will accidentally come off as arrogant or boorish. this may be to compensate for the fact they are trying to p-ss off a bug as intended behavior…. or that they are just as confused by this behavior as the end-user.
parallel to mansplaining or mansplain
kenneth the brogrammer was devsplaining why the calendar picker used edt vs. est, even though he really had no idea there was a difference…
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