devvo
he is the funniest “chav” on the internet, and you can see what he gets upto daily on www.fat-pie.com
i pushed her down stairs dint a, and she was like “oh, i think i’ve broke my f-ckin spiney” or somethin, so i f-ckin chucked a brick down.
devvo, a.k.a. darren devonshire, is a fictional chav from the doncaster/hull area, made famous on www.fat-pie.com.
he is a modern day social commentary on the state of the british undercl-ss in the north east.
he is a legend.
devvo: “boshte as f-ck maate!”
devvo: “youn f-ckin’ waaaaaa d-ck’ead!!”
devvo: “you f-ckin’ claxon!!”
devvo: “i stabbed ‘im reet int f-ckin’ eye!”
devvo: “game ov coins maate?”
aka darren
this is the chav who can be found on www.fat-pie.com where you can follow his sad pathetic life which you can just laugh at and how much of a failure he is and will stay until he eventually dies
i was like sheer wasted to f-ck like and i killed her
devvo is the lej in my opinion. hes so funny and chats aload of rubbish. the best chav video’s on the internet. loves to say “waaaaaah”, “d-ck’ed” and “bell-end”
i need 20p so i can………….. because…………..ive gota ring j-pan cos…………..ive got erm, me mates are in j-pan and its always night time, so if you give me 20p i can ring em.
devvo is a chav who lets this guy who owns fat-pie.com film him. each “episode” sees devvo abusing bystanders, getting wasted & begging for 20p. basically, the films are an insight to everyday chav life.
“ye, f-ckin bell end!”
devvo, fat-pie.com
the ultimate king of chavs who enjoys wearing burberry caps, tracksuits and bling. a big fan of 20p and marijuana.
av you got 20p mate for sum f-ckin… draw… and stuff?
david firth, creator of fat-pie.com and animator of salad fingers, decided to ply darren davenport a chav from doncaster? with alcohol and money in order to doc-ment his “propa f-cking sp-ce head” life.
there are 2 scopes of thought on this:
1. devvo is not real, he is simply a friend who is taking the p-ss out of chavs
– how come devoo never attempts to steal the camera?
-he kicks the ground and makes a fool of himself in “devvo as out”
-the way he says “aite une wat une up tune?” in a comical fashion.
2. devvo is real
i mean come on i have seen thousands of devvos everywhere, this is possibly his normal behaviour.
– he does take drugs in the film, no actor would take it that far
– he says some incredible things that cannot be made up.
– he really does mug that guy..
you decide.
“aite une, wat une up tune?”
“ya what d-cked”
“f-cking gaybus, u gay”
“ya b-ll-nd”
“i got this car for my son, dont turn though”
“look at f-cking sp-ce head over her, proper bolluxed”
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