Dew Dick


the act of submerging your p-n-s into a gl-ss/cup of mountain dew, then proceeding to force an innocent victim to suck the carbonation off. once performed, you can then refer to your p-n-s as “dew d-ck.”
-“dude what did u do last week?”
“not much man, but hey i got a dew d-ck!”

-“yo i got a dew d-ck last night!”
“man, i wish i had one of those..”

-“suck my dew d-ck, b-tch!”

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