Dewgasm
having an -rg-sm in your mouth while drinking mountain dew code red.
man, i just drank a mountain dew code red and i totally had a dewgasm in my mouth.
term used to describe extreme pleasure in drinking mountain dew. usually occurs after drinking many cans/bottles of dew.
“last night at the party, ken had a dewgasm and drank all of the mountain dew at the party.”
(n) a common form of foodgasm, resulting from the consumption of a perfectly chilled and presented gl-ss or other container of the carbonated beverage mountain dew
i had a major dewgasm when i opened that can of mountain dew!
a feeling of incredible satisfaction after taking a swig of moutain dew, compareable to various other gasms such as -rg-sm and eargasm.
dude 1: “man!! that was an awesome drink of dew!! it just tasted so good!!”
dude 2: “was it the best drink you’ve had?”
dude 1: “yeah…why?”
dude 2: “you just had a dewgasm.”
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