dewing the mountain


using mountain dew as an anti spermacide during intercourse
dewing the mountain is when you and you girlfriend are about to have s-x except shees not on the pill and your out of condoms so before penetration you pour mountain dew on your d-ck and in her v-g-n- then u f-ck her safe s-x in a can

dewing the mountain

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