dewolskied
when you come across a toilet that has not been flushed, and there is pee on the floor at the base of the toilet.
i really had to pee, but i vomitted instead because the toilet had been dewolskied.
when the dude upstairs comes to the downstairs bathroom, p-sses everywhere, including the seat, floor, etc., and doesn’t flush or wash his hands.
it was a casual tuesday afternoon in boardman hall and i decided i needed to take a m-ssive t-rd. when i arrived at the bathroom, it was a gruesome sight. there was urine on the seat, floor, and possibly on the tp dispenser. the previous occupant had dewolskied the f out of that poor stall. so i pinched my checks all the way to other bathroom on the other side of the building.
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