Dewy Johnson
the act of intercourse performed on a bed of gr-ss, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that “dew” could end up on someone’s “johnson.”
q: did you hear that chris and steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?
a: yea i heard he gave her the dewy johnson.
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- Poopnap
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