Poopnap


p–pnap. noun. taking a long time in the bathroom at work so your co-workers think you’re p–ping but really you’re taking a nap in the stall to kill time. p–pnaps last anywhere from 5-20 minutes in length. it helps to make a p–ping joke as you re-enter the office. for example “i don’t know what the h-ll i ate last night but its killin me”
“i had to kill an hour at work before i could go home for the day so i took a p–pnap.”

“i was way too hungover to do work, so i went and took a p–pnap”

“my co-workers think i have ibs but really, i just like p–pnaps”
n. falling asleep on the toilet, specifically when there is p–p hanging out of your b-tt. usually occurs due to the influence of drugs or alcohol.
dude i just took a 30 minute p–p nap and woke up because i was snoring so loudly.
when, in the event of total exhaustation, you are sitting on the toilet and you fall asleep mid-p–p.
“man, last night i was so tired, i took a p–pnap”

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