Dextrosity
used when describing music that is toxic because of excessive dexterous technique. it relates to “monstrosity” and “dexterous”
that band are an absolute dextrosity!
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dextrose content of a (chemical) solution, including blood. also a pun on dexterity, due to non-intrusive blood sugar monitoring devices which are essentially looking for the glucose content of blood (dextrose is also known as d-glucose) by shining light through one’s finger.
a: “i have been feeling very feint lately.”
b: “maybe you have low blood sugar, go get a blood test.”
a: “but i am afraid of needles.”
b: “then get a dextrosity check, you p-ssy.”
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