DF2LMB


abbreviation for the phrase: don’t forget 2 lick my b-n-r.
usually a farewell statement at the end of a conversation. rather than saying “goodbye!” you can say, “don’t forget to lick my b-n-r!” or to further confuse the other person, it can be abbreviated to “df2lmb”
—ring—ring—ring—

son: h-llo?

mom: son, could you pick me up a loaf of bread on yer way home?

son: sure, mom, no problem.

mom: ok, son, thanks! see you soon.

son: yer welcome, mom. df2lmb!

mom: what the fu—

—click—

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