dfkm
don’t f-cking kill me. the stronger version of the acronym dkm. only used in very funny situations
guy #1: jill poo’d herself in the hottub and tryone’s jail release party.
guy #2: dfkm
Read Also:
- pucker brown
your b-tthole, a.k.a. starfish, sphincter, cornhole “i can’t believe he totally kicked me in the pucker brown” “my pucker brown is so sore, i can barely sit down”
- Pucktereez
a word for batteries, commonly used by children. made up word but is easy to use and spreads like a virus (quickly) jimmy: i really need to go to the store and- toddler: pucktereez!! jimmy: no, i- toddler: jimmy buying pucktereez
- Pudvah
the act of taking large c-ck up the -ss. pudvah is also slang for when the woman’s -sshole expands due to excessive amounts of b-tt s-x through out recent times. bob: hey annie you feeling alright? annie: i just got a pudvah from my boy martin bob: i hear his d-ck is small (see kelliher), […]
- Puffbread
verb: when one over hype something. or when someone over expect something stop “puffbreading” the movie for me.
- soccer mom save
when you stop short while driving and throw your arm out to restrain the p-ssenger from being thrown through the windshield à la soccer mom today some -sshole cut me off and while i was braking i totally soccer mom saved nadia.