dfm


dance-floor makeout.
do you even remember your dfm from last night? he was so hot!
don’t f-cking matter
dfm!
an expression of indifference and dis-ssociation capable of being used in almost all contexts. exceptionally useful to dispense with ones own c-ck ups and your own or another’s dissapointments. “doesn’t f-cking matter”
george p-sses out paraletic on the couch and while he snores he p-sses in his pants. on waking he realises his wife will discover his embarresing moment and sighs,”dfm”.

ollie fights for hours to land a roland ward marlin and in the death throws of the epic fishing battle george b-mps his rod, the line snaps and the enormous fish escapes. george, to appease his concience, to hide his shame and to lighten ollie’s dissapointment exclains:- “dfm”.
don’t follow me.
little pervs and old wierdos dfm on twitter.
a woman with physical and mental disabilities who likes to blame society and not her own failings as a person for all that is wrong with her life.
commonly spotted in amongst free cheese lines at major welfare hand out shelters.
did you do a dfm today?
no, i worked for my cheese today.
don’t finger me disease
d-mn jenna must have dfm .. shes prude as h-ll.
drug f-cked moron
some dfm tried to offer me meth at a party. dfms are so f-cking clueless.

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