DFT
d-ck f-cking t-tties
ricardo: “dude, check out the dft’s on becky.”
dewey: “d-mn, man, i’d totally hit that!”
down for that sh-t – when you are pretty pumped for something that has been suggested, for something you have been invited to, or any idea in general. usually done over texting or social networking sites.
texter 1: hey bruh, jasmine is throwing a crazy party, and we were goin to get hammered first, you in?
reply from texter 2: haha, i’m definitely dfts
density functional theory (dft) is a method of electronic structure calculation in which quant-ties of interest are approximated by considering only functionals of the electron density, rather than functionals of the many-body electron state.
i estimated the ground-state energy of the molecule using dft with the local density approximation exchange functional because i didn’t give. a. f-ck.
date for the story – although you aren’t particularly attracted to someone going on a date with them would leave you a good story to share with your friends.
me: are you going to go out with that strange guy you met last friday?
her: i might dfts, i need something new to blog about.
discrete fourier transform
“yeah dude, we totally transformed that sh-t using a dft”
acronym for don’t f-cking test. as in, don’t challenge me on this, i got it covered… i know what i am doing and i would crush you in an argument.
also can be used in front of your name, to remind your friends that you are in control of the situation.
dft me on hockey. dftegajdzis
definite fleacollar tanline- a girl who is dog ugly
“you see hills girl last night?”
“yeah. nice -ss but she had a d.f.t.”
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