DFTD



done for the day – an abbreviation exchanged by colleagues after the manager departs the office.
boss’s wife is in labor – i’m dftd!
an abbreviation that means “don’t f-cking touch d-cks,” as touching d-cks could lead to various ailments.
dude!! dftd! are you crazy? you could get the clap!
down for the d-ck
im bored. dftd?

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