dfv: down for visa – very similar to dtf (down to f-ck), but only applies to girls who want to get with you purely because of your visa status, and not because they find you attractive in any other way, e.g. some foreign chicks, mail order brides…
cro-fish: man, every time i go to eastern europe on holiday all the local girls love gettin’ some of the cro-fish!
muzzy: dude, that’s not cause they find you attractive, its cause they’re all dfv. do you really wanna get with someone like that?
crofish: for sure. i’ll promise these girls a life with me in a nice warm and stable country, but instead they will find something nice warm and stable in my jocks. holla!
- faster than a scalded dog
this idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. a scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear – that combination makes for some serious speed. when the bandit saw the police coming, he ran […]
noun. a party sl-t drunk wh-r- jeez, don’t act like a psdw.
over-stimulation caused by excessive monitoring of status bars. i was playing kingdoms of camelot on facebook and a 15 hour upgrade gave me a stabargasm.
nickname for iron maiden b-ssist steve harris. f-ck all of your nu-metal b-ssists…’arry beats the sh-t out of ’em with a wooden stick! c-ckney rhyming slang for rear or behind. it comes from the older rhyming slang phrase aristotle which came from bottle and gl-ss cor have a butchers at the ‘arry on that a […]
the act of faking a sh-t to avoid or postpone something. often used in conjunction with “work” or “marriage”. if it weren’t for the pseudopoo, i’d probably have to take up smoking just to get through the day.