dhiru
world reknown for his gumbiness, actics include walking into a wall, falling down a flight of stairs, shaving his legs (see also: kiran), putting on mascara (has super-duper extra long eyelashes anyway), follows a bi-weekly exfoliate/cleanse/tone cycle, unknowningly wearing womens clothing, leading people to believe he had acquired erection problems at only 18 and believed a motorway extention cost 60,000 billion dollars. has a fondness for ford motor cars (pos), nike, rap music, nandos and strange women (no details can provided at this time).
the word ‘dhiru’ is often used as a verb or adjective for public display of ‘gumby’ actions.
if a person does something incredibly stupid that normal words cannot express it is said:
“he pulled a dhiru”
or
“man i didnt just f-ck up, i pulled a dhiru”
“holy sweet vigin mother of jesus, dude you did a dhiru”
“cr-p, i dhirued it up man”
“dude, you’re dhirued”
“man im such a f-cking dhiru”
“well, it could be worse, it could have been a dhiru”
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