DHW


desperate house wife (pr-nounced d.h.dub)- meaning a financially secure middle age woman with the body of a goddess and the s-x drive of an adolescent male.
a dhw drives a $50,000 vehilce or higher, works out daily, dresses and looks like she’s in college, loves to have s-x, and should have at least one kid.

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