Diabetes Proliferation Day
aka (halloween) diabetes proliferation day (dpd) is the catalyst of a week long candy binge that is engaged in primarily by children. it is encouraged by parents, neighbors, and even teachers; going so far as to bribe children with candy around this time. this day also involves dressing up in costume, but this element is not as important as the fact that kids will consume enough sugar to keep them up for days.
i made out real well this diabetes proliferation day. not only did i pocket at least 30 kit kats, milky ways and smarties a piece, but my blood sugar level hit an all time high!
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