diabolical carousel
1. v. the act of putting crisco on a stripper pole so that when the stripper attemps to spin or swing on it she flies off and breaks her arm, thereby allowing you -j-c-l-t- on her flailing, injured, helpless body.
2. n. the experience of said act.
e-rock: “did you hear about iain and that 33 year old mother of two?”
ja-rizzle: “sh-ts yeah, son. i heard he’s pretty traumatized.”
e-rock: “you know what would cheer him up? going down to the club for a ride on the diabolical carousel!”
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