Diactorism
the phenomenon that occurs when you realize you’ve been conflating two or more different actors or actresses as a single person. most common with young actors before they make it big or character actors.
common examples:
shia labeouf and topher grace
kurt russell and patrick swayze
rachel bilson and mila kunis
omar epps and mekhi phifer and sean patrick thomas
i had serious diactorism this morning when i realized shia labeouf wasn’t on that 70s show. turns out topher grace is a different guy.
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