dick notes
notes over ones fully erect p-n-s, containing the history of p-n-s use and entire past s-xual partners. can be compared to carfax for d-cks.
sally: have you asked for the d-ck notes?
amanda: d-ck notes?
sally: yeah, it’s like a history of his p-n-s
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