diafart


a seemingly innocent fart that results in a small amount of sh-t splatter when released, and creates a tell tale brown stain. usually you wonder whether or not the fart should be executed or not because it has to be somewhat forced out.
i had a diafart so bad last night i had to throw my boxers out in the movie theater’s bathroom.

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