Dial A Bride
a small slit eyed asian woman that is imported to your home country for general ch-r-s cooking, cleaning, looking after kids, and any type of f-cking that there original wife wouldnt do, e.g. -n-l, sp-nk swallowing, leting them p-ss on them, chest sh-tting etc. !
usally bought by a fat ugly rich pig man, who then trade them in after a couple of years for a younger ting tong !
n.b. extreme caution must be taken when importing a ting tong (asian bride) because they may be after a p-ssport, visa, your money or all of the previous. there is also a high chance the are equipped with a p-n-s and then you will get f-cked !
chris ” hey gary i like you dial a bride, was she cheap ? ”
gary ” yes she was half price and buy one get one free”
chris ” great im gonna get me one of those ! ”
gary ” be careful mate my free one has a c-ck, and f-ck me in my sleep one night, though i liked it.
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