Dial a retard
the activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. a long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe – or both.
joe: hey, that server’s down again.
bill: yeah, i guess its dial a r-t-rd time.
joe: oh no, not those f-ckers.
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