dialling wand


essential accessory for fat-fingered people, enabling them to operate the numeric keypad of a phone.
recorded voice: “sorry, but the fingers you have used to dial are too fat. to obtain a dialling wand, please mash the keypad repeatedly after the tone.” -beep-

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