diamond certified


when one’s nipples are so hard due to the cold (or otherwise :)) and are so hard they could cut a diamond.
-gets splashed with cold water- i am now diamond certified.

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  • Dickah

    1.a n-gg-r who flashes his d-ck all the time. 2. a d-ck who pleasures his n-gg-r all the time. “yo’, that b-tch–ss n-gg-r kept showing me his d-ck, he is such a f-cking d-ckah.” “that d-ckah gave that n-gg-r something good last night.”

  • Dickapitate

    to cut the head off of one’s c-ck. “put your head in the dirt and you’re d-ckapitated” ~rick ross

  • Dickerson McGee

    a very refined motha f-cka; very rarely is he a d-ck, and when he is a d-ck just backhand his old -ss and say “quit being a d-ck d-ckerson” friend a: -puts on old man swag- “how do i look?” friend b: “like motha f-ckin d-ckerson mcgee” d-ckerson mcgee: -to neighbor- “why is your wife […]

  • Dicktone

    the tone of voice someone uses that immediately identifies them as a full-fledged d-ck, regardless of what was actually said. total stranger: “excuse me!” me: “whoa dude, pipe down the d-cktone!”

  • Dickrespect

    to ‘respect’ (f-ck, sh-g etc etc) someone of either gender, (but someone over the consensual age of s-x) with one’s p-n-s (or other strap on device). scott, won’t you d-ckrespect me?


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