diamond cutting nipples
nipples so sharp, they can cut diamonds. diamonds, as you all know, have a strong covalent bond between its atoms, therefore making it one of the hardest things on earth. however, not even diamonds can withstand the magnitude of greatness in these nipples.
person1: oh man, it sure is cold.
person2: my nipples are so cold due to the low temperature, they are like diamond cutting nipples.
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